It’s safe to say that the following online translations do not capture the intended meaning of their foreign language originals. So much the better, I think.

• Between cooking sewing, I want the feed from Monday.

• Boil over a long period of time, past many times, I lay.

• Flimsy reasons and their friends, alone, going pink “or”. Well, so Comodo always one, okay.

• The game has become inseparable with people’s lives now.

• Made to collide with shops day and night, a man riding on the sidewalk.

• One can the party watch as she bounces around on their own shambles and would reiterate the feet neatly carves bloody.

• Even loyal party members are flabbergasted given the latest Volten.